the away messages of jordan click

survey: Who should win the Heisman?

It's Coronation Time, The KING of Toss Up, Tony Kornheisser: 55 Weeks and Counting

TOSS UP

"the highlight of my shitty morning was seeing a guy that was dress up in a shirt and tie and nice sweater over it, have mud ALL over his pant leg. Since it was like a fucking tsunami this morning, the guys obviously slipped and fell, and ruined his nice outfit by covering it with mud, which in turn provided me with laughter."-Matt Swenson 10/29/02.....thats just hilarious

"If you think about it, very few people care" - Andrew Brown

"You are an idiot" - Tony Kornheiser

www.cracksmoker.com, good times

A Must Download: Kenny G featuring Peabo Bryson - By the Time this Night is Over. Good Music.

A special edition of Tuesday Night Laundry.

A100 exam........GODDAMNIT

A100 is just 2 sweeeeeeet

AIM for life.

all i have to do today is remember the subject matter of 35 individual articles, learn over a 125 pages of material, and understand a bunch of bull shit computer terms that have no relevnace in my life for my last final on friday.

apparantly i have tickets for jimmy fallon

as far as time management goes, i am failing miserably

at class, working on my minor in basketball

at the IU/MSU game, hopefully, Charles Rogers does something amazing or I may be leaving at halftime

at the library biatch.

avon what

beginning a week that will kick my ass

being hypocritical is underrated (1 Vote)

being terrell owens, and kicking serious ass and not even bothering to take names on the flag football field

Brothers wanna: rock the Rolls, rock my clothes, rock my ice, pull out glocks, stop my life. - Mase

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? - Joe Pesci

Catholics For Life. LeBron is our new holy savior.

class all day and a couple quizes, but the new jayz cd comes out today, so its all graaavy, baaaby

class and then review session til 8. but dont worry im taping PTI and the Lebron James gizame tonight

Could be watching the critically acclaimed Saved by the Bell episode "No Hope With Dope" featuring Johnny Dakota (Yes, it is downloaded) but I'm studying for my K201 Lecture exam. (I love bitching about this class. If I am ever lost for ideas for away messages, this topic saves my ass every time.)

dada da dada da

damn my soft hair

dead, need sleep but have to go to class, study, and complete a bunch of other bull shit today

doing some hardcore no holds barred studying with beez for x100, but abrutly stopping at 10 til 9, because you would have to put my nuts in a vice in order for me too miss the iu/maryland game

doing the same thing ive been doing all day

during the day, my brain is either wandering aimlessly or thinking of away messages

eat like your from somalia, watch tv like theres something good on, and sleep is if you have not shit to do.

Every Thursday is going to suck for the rest of the semester, but as long as I don't miss PTI, I have a reason for living my life.

Everything about everything sucks right now.

finishing my k201 graded project.... greg gaskins, you suck....

Finishing some reading, sleeping a little, awaking around 7, popping some pills, then doing some much needed cramming for my 12:30 A100 Exam that I did a piss poor job of preparing for.

goal of the night: dont get arrested

goddammit, studying for my tiznest fizor tizmorrow

Going to Purdue for the night/weekend, and returning with the OLD OAKEN BUCKET!!!!!!!!! IU FOOTBALL: FEEL THE THUNDER!!!!!!!

good god almighty

guess what i am doing

Guess what?!?! I've got a fever... and the only prescription is more cow bell!!!! - Chirstopher Walken

hardcore ab work. YEAH

Havent done shit today , and have no desire to change that

Helicopter

hey warner, wheres your god now?

highlight of my day maybe the week was seeing the empty wine bottle by the wall inside the handicap stall on the lower level of the library.

highlighting a text book, then to assembly, then PT I (Im gonna have to hustle)

holmes is a fucking idiot, a fucking idiot

Two things that piss me off: Dick Vitale and Cori Lowrys away messages

hopefully, when i awake i will have 3 more saved by the bell episodes in my video library

i am currently watching the classic "miss bayside" episode of Saved by the Bell. if you have a need to interupt this acheivement of the art of television, it better be good.

I am feeling rather nostalgic today. So, everyone IM their favorite Saved by the Bell episode and/or moment. My personal favorites are the Zack Attack episode and when when Kelly's offered pot by Johnny Dakota.

i am hungry, my stomach is digesting itself

i am good at wasting time

I am Jordan Click.

I am performing an exorcism.

I am Terrell Owens.

I am worthless

I bet Dikembe Mutumbo gets that natural shit, the shit that can tranquilize a horse - Andy Lai

i decided that i would rather be doing anything than studying for my two midterms on saturday, that is why i am playing basketball

i dont know how i motivate myself to go to a meaningless lecture at 9:30 every friday especially when i have a test today 12:20 that i still need to study for....oh yeah, and gaskins still sucks

I hate K201

I have more respect for Warren Sapp than I ever had at any point in my entire life.

i have no warm clothes, this sucks

i havent done shit this week, and today, its probably not going to change

i hope i didnt break my tailbone.

I hope I find another pair a socks during my day.

I just discovered a shitload of MST3K episodes on Kazaa, just in time for finals.

i just wondering how much time i have wasted of everyone's life

i know, ill study tomarrow

i really hope i fall asleep, cause i feel like shit

i scored a touchdown in the game of life and now im kicking the extra point

i should major in procrastination

i swear, god sabotages my fantasy teams

I think I am in denial about how bad these next two weeks are going suck.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that CoRi2412 should delete her profile and be banned from using away messages to prevent the possible recession of society into ignorance.

i think if had a gun during my finite class, id probably wouldnt shoot myself to kill myself, but i would probably shoot my foot so the pain would distract me from the boredom of the class.

i watched saved by the bell all night tonight, so right now im probably doing some role playing with kelly and lisa in my dreams

I will tell me kids that I saw Rodney Carney play in High School at the O-Rena

I wish I went to Bayside High.

i would have to say the most over used sign in the nfl is the "d" with a fence

i would like to wish the avon football team good luck as they play the number one team in the state tonight. im sure clayton richard hasnt forgot the fact that we sent them out of sectionals last year as well as all the shit we gave him and kelly martin last year during basketball season. even if you had your whole team this week it would be massacre. mavericks 95-6. (2 Votes)

if by chance on the way to kevin's apartment tonight, his car is involved in a horrific car accident where both him and dan are paralyzed from the neck down, i will be sure to visit them after i finish watching the conlcusion of the colts/steelers monday night football contest

if i was god, i would create a colony of torii hunter clones and name it badness

if there was a god of dreamcast, i think it would be my mvp of my wsb 2k2 team, vladimir guerrero

if you want, you can call my cell anytime today, and i can bitch about how bad college sucks

I'll be honest.. I don't know.. My mind.. my mind is elsewhere.. I got in a traffic argument this morning. This woman must have been at least 80.. and I slapped her, pretty hard, in the face. And then I ripped all the groceries out of her car and threw them in the street, and backed over them with my Humvee. I feel crummy about it. - Will Ferrell

im pissed of enough to rip the head off a kitten. the little things in life piss me off more than anything else in this world. like why does AIM sounds not work when im playing something in kazaa. if anyone knows why, please tell me, and ill probably write you into my will.

im probably at the bottom of the pool with a weight tied to foot or hanging from a rope tied to my neck

in the von for the weekend, learning about the dangers of alcohol and work, and leaving an away message up because im cool

instead of studying, i am out watching jackass

Is Jordan Click crazy enough to tape PTI? Yes, yes he is.

it has begun...... MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

its 5:30 and ill i have to say is three letters....if you consider yourself a friend of mine and you do not know them, you must ask for my forgiveness and beg for your friendship back, becuase this is the only thing i have going for me in my life.

It's time for the Wu revolution right here

jesus tap dancing Christ - Garrison

Jordan Click has a 9:30 A.M. Lecture tomarrow. Jordan Click has a test tomarrow in American Politics. Jordan Click should study, but unfortunately, he is no longer with us. Jordan Click's mind, body, and soul has been taken over by the spirit of the Ulitimate Warrior, and the Ultimate Warrior has plans of his own....

Jordan Click owns the squat rack. (1 Vote)

just say NO to finite

Keon (Clark) was available for cheap money because he was arrested during the summer for marijuana possession, my favorite off-season moment. Don't you just love the NBA? Where else would that happen? Can you imagine Keon's agent juggling $20 million offers, then getting a phone call from Keon, who tells him, "Um, this is my one phone call, so don't hang up"? - Bill Simmons

killing some brain cells with my dreamcast before i start studying again

knock on wood......but i believe i have the sixth sense.

L Dawg What

Madden or Homework, a difficult choice....

Manute Bol is Jesus Christ in the flesh.

microsoft access was programmed by lucifer, himself

monday night laundry...consists of monday night football, usually turns into monday night madden, but tonight may become monday night baseball

muck faryland

my brain is becoming infested with knowledge

my finite teacher is an idiot. who has a study session the day before an exam and then comes into class the next day and decides to have the test next week.

my fondest memory of watching saved by the bell is when i would the prom episode in sixth grade and paid careful attention to how they slow danced because i didnt want to look like a fool at the first middle school dance. how pathetic is that

my friend's tom and bracey insisted that i watch them play illinois-chicago, so nonetheless, im at assembly

my plans for the night may include something i havent done in a while

nba 2k1.....its been a while

n-e-p-t-u-n-e-s, the way they lace the beat is like one of the best - Noreaga

Nineteen years ago on this day, a hell-spun mixture of the bones of fornicators and the sinew of thieves and gluttons created a fiendish being that could force kings to their knees and oceans to boil from the bowels of HELL!!! ..Its uh, Its my birthday.

no matter how good you are at something, theres about a million people better than you. - Homer Simpson

nutting in my pants at the moment cause i just found a shitload more of saved by the bell episodes on kazaa

of course holmes has me help him move all his shit when pti is on

out and about doing....k201!!! but dont worry, the fun will begin eventually

out throwing the football, while the irish take care of busNASS

out, im gonna put that so you think im really cool, or hit the cell

outside playing football, because if i practice hard enough this week, i could probably make my way on the colts' roster

Pardon the Interuption, the only thing I've got going for me in this life

people who say they like giving christmas gifts rather than receiving them are lying out of their ass

pink floyd and super techmo bowl....a deadly combination

Playboy won't you tell me how you luv that?
Won't you tell me how you luv that? - Baby

playing raquetball, how u luv that?

pray that this works

probably dead but will be resurrected in time for pti

probably getting destroyed in racquetball

PTI party and Larry and Gregs, BYOB

R.I.P. Texas Tornado

Rams vs. Bucs, Tonight on Monday Night Laundry

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read the article

Rodney Carney proved his electronic superioty today, 42 pts, 18/29 fg, 8 boards, 19 assists, 1 steal, and 7 blocks

satan, if your listening, in order to get complete pain and suffering out of me while im in hell, just make me retake k201 and you wont have to worry about anything.

seeing this, http://espn.go.com/minorlh/news/2002/1112/1460103.html, brighten my shitty life for a few moments

seeing what this nba live tournament is all about

shitty day of college football

should probably be finishing some homework/studying, but......ya know

sorry to hear, Swenson

spending an evening with spike lee

spending some quality time at malibu sands with zack, slater, screech, kelly, jessie, lisa, and stacy

STOP, and remember what you were doing when you heard this earth shattering news.....The Raptors have just signed.....Greg Foster.....yes, that Greg Foster

studying for the test i have today that i didnt study for last nite. oh well, id rather fail out of school and watch iu win basketball games then suffer through a mediocre season and be on the dean's list.

studying... good job jordan, excellent job of time management

Swens03's away message

tech n9ne and super techmo bowl, interrupt if you must, but i may be shitty

Terrell Owens is my holy savior.

the bears are a shitty professional football team

the best part about college is walking around campus and seeing high schoolers take tours for their college visits....because you just feel like a bad ass. (1 Vote)

the most embarrassing away message is the one about playing a game that takes up the whole screen, unless of course you have an away message the consists of repitition of the word "holla"

the neptunes and noreaga, the limit is the sky - NERD

The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication- Homer Simpson

the procrastination has ended and we are now looking at apartments for next year

the ultimate warriors spirit has removed himself from the soul of jordan click. though the face paint, hair, and streamers all stay on, tomarrow jordan click must face the conseqences. friday morning may be rough, but jordan click still remembers the previous night when the warrior infested his soul with powers that are unknown to man..... and jordan click thanks him for the mystikal voyeage....because he knows that warriors intentions were for the good....and click enjoyed the experience....because there is a little ultimate warrior in all of us. though we might resist it at first, we know if we give into the ultimate warrior, we will enjoy our time on earth and have fun with our lives...because on the surface, the ultimate warrior may same dangerous or incriminating, but he is looking out for us to enjoy our time...Always Believe

the weekend ended, and read the article

This day will consist of no football.

this month my nights are going to consist of sitting on my ass and watching sports

this weekend made no sense

Timeout. Watching some classic Saved by the Bell.

To all you Purdue fans out there, ok, you guys won. Now since football season is over, you can start getting pumped for the womens' basketball season. Get your season tickets and fill up the student section for me. GO LADY BOILERS!!!

Today, I am going to get hit by a car.

Tonight, one night only, Election Bash at my place. Tell your friends, its gonna be off the hizzle.

tonight, randy moss proved his electronic superiorty over the cincinnati bengals: 22 catches, 611 yards, and 8 tds.

Tuesdays just flat out blow.

under the teachings of the distinguished professor keith collins, i am currently being physically, mentally, and emotionally challenged in my 10:10 basketball lab

vladimir guerrero is god both in dreamcast and in real life

wake up, notre dame

wasting study time....i love it

watching boyz in the hood,

watching three classic saved by the bell episodes. see if you can guess which ones from the quote: "a building with two beldings one of whom is balding," "im' so....so....so....scared!", and "yes lieutinant hot!"

watching tom coverdale be badness and bracey wright being bracey wright

wearing the same shit i wore yesterday

well spank my ass and call me Charlie - Garrison

went to the von for the night, showing keith where it goes down

what a waste

when zack morris picks up the college girl from usc in "fake ids" it is the most smoothiest pick up in the history of television. Zack Morris is a GOD.

whenever i see people use the :-\expression, i think they are either confused about their sexual orientation or constipated

where am i at and what am i doing?

who can turn down a delicious tuna melt from the max? i know i cant!!!

why?

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write this down: this will be the worst week of my life

ya wanna know what i did, this is what i did. doing some laundry yesterday and of course i overstuff the washer and dryer, so my shit doesnt get dry. i am too lazy and cheap to wait an extra 40 minutes to dry my shit or spend another 50 cents so last nite iwas sleeping on damp sheets and used a wet towel to dry me off. not to mention the boxers im wearing are moist as well. on the plus side i did get to see the dramatic conclusion to the cinematic masterpiece, mr. baseball starring tom selleck.

YAOZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yao Ming, #11

Yeah, I know everyone else is saying it, but I'm going to as well. Tom Coverdale is a bad ass and Bracey Wright is a stud as well. IU is the shit, 5-0, bring on the Pacers.

yeah, i know my away messages have been slacking, but expect a full arsenal in the upcoming days

yeah, im gonna try to finish my homework, but ill probably end up getting pissed off or tired and going to sleep

yes, wasting my life

you know how people feel like smoking a cigarette after sex, well im gonna go smoke one now because i just got finished watching pti

You know those "NFL Films Yearbook" shows that run on ESPN all the time, where they show highlights from the season, ignore everything bad that happened, play up every big victory like it was the Super Bowl, then finish on the last positive victory, with the announcer saying something like, "And even though it was their fourth and last win of the season, the Chargers knew that they were building something special for the future"? You know those shows? Well, what happens if the Texans blow their next 15 games? Does NFL Films just gear the entire show around the Dallas victory? Doesn't this make you want to root for Houston to go 1-15? Me, too. - Bill Simmons

You wanna know about dumb. My brother used drugs to get high and drive to the beach. Now I have to drive him....he's in a wheel chair. - Girl from No Hope With Dope SBTB episode

"Has there ever been a more inexplicable casting decision than Bob
Golic on 'Saved by the Bell: The College Years?' How did this work? - Bill Simmons

alcohol and powertools just dont mix.

class, biatch

Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! - The Dude

Darryl Strawberry: Sportscentury, 7 PM & 11 PM, ESPN Classic. Its going to be awesome.

I am away from my computer right now.

Diseases I'd rather have than studying for K201 Lecture Midterm.
-Malaria
-Bubonic Plague
-Rabies
-Cholera
-Scurvy
-Jaundice
-Yellow Fever
-Hanta Virus
-Congenital Central Hypoventilation Syndrome
-Leprosy
-Ovarian Cysts (go figure)
-Scabies
-Dysentery
-Rubella
-Genital Warts
-Chronic Diarrhea
-Hepatitis B
-Gonorrhea
-Mad Cow Disease
-Herpes (2 Votes)

Freezer burn platinum on my pinky, Look at Me
Squating Twenty Inch Twinkies, Look At Me
It is Like That, It is Like That, What
It is Like That, It is Like That, Look at Me - E-40

Getting college credit for playing basketball.

Hit the flow, you better hit the flow. - Dirty

i am at ballatine hall because i am idiot and leave $60
dollars worth of textbooks underneath my desk that scream for someone
to take them.

I am eating at the Wright Place. Hahah, what a funny play on words.
Hahahahah.

I am right behind you.

I an at some bullshit ceremony. If I miss the conclusion of the Notre
Dame game or most of the Ohio State game, I am going to pour gasoline
on myself and set myself a blaze.

I came to bring the pain.- 2PAC

I can't believe this. I thought this wouldnt happen. Everything was going alright, and then God decided to take a shit on me. I never though something like this would happen to someone like me. I tried to prepare myself and live my life accordingly so something like this would never happen to me.....but it did. I wish I could do it all over again......but I can't. Everyone please don't make the same mistake I did, Please...................................... .....................................PLEASE..................... ....... .............................. ..... ...... ............ .......... .... ............................... .......... ....... ........... ............ ....... ............. ...... ........ .................................. .................... ............ ....... ... ..... I'm going to run out of socks this week. (1 Vote)

i could be at the football game... but then again i could be in your
closet! muh ha haaaaaaaaaaa

I do not have the motivation to do absolutly anything today.
Tomarrow.... I know I will not either.

i dont even know

I have decided to engage in the fine art of reading...

I hope Jay Fiedler dies in today's game (1 Vote)

I should be sleeping, however, the syllabus calls for reading to be
completed by tomarrow. Therefore, I am reading.

I want my David Boston jersey,